Tuesday, October 25, 2011

bloopers

Our kids say the funniest things. Here's a few recent conversations I never want to forget!

I was discussing good food choices. I told the kids that God gave us fruits, vegetables, grains, and meats and those whole foods are the best things for us to eat. Then I picked up the bag of cheetos and asked "who made these?" Doak shouted, "SATAN!!!"

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Doak took a break from playing outside to run inside for a quick bathroom break. He finished and ran straight to the back door. Keri's mom called to him, "Wait, Doak did you wash your hands?" Doak's response was priceless, "Sometimes I do, sometimes I don't."

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During the dinner prayer Addie interrupted and prayed her own prayer, "God please make my mom like cats so I can get a kitten." (not gonna happen, cat haters of America unite!)

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Addie asked, "Why doesn't God have a wife?"

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After noticing that all their toys say "made in China" on the bottom, Addie had this question. "If all these things are made in China, was God made in China?"


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Addie: "Mom, if Dad ever gets picked to be President, ask him if I can sleep in the White House bathtub."

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Addie: "I can't wait until Brock can talk because I have a lot of questions for him. Like, 'what does goo goo ga ga mean'?"

3 comments:

annalee said...

i love the kid bloopers!
stand strong cat hater.
i know you don't need me to remind you of that though:)

and doak's hand washing comment is priceless!

Sarah Sherman said...

My favorite is "what does go go ga ga mean!"

Sara S. said...

Haha! Love these. I think Ella has prayed the exact same cat prayer. Not gonna happen :)